Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Duct Tape sticks to Fish

Stu wasted not time at all and grabbed some nearby fish and began taping them to the runners on the rocker.
The chair was pretty large and he figured he would be able to get the appropriate number mounted before the tape began to slack off.


Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Elizabethan Rocker

All Stu needed now to make a grand escape was a chair.
When he turned abound to look for one he couldn't believe his eyes.
There not 20 feet away was an Elizabethan Rocker seemingly floating on the water.
The local inhabitants were just as amazed.
Stu had never pulled off a stunt like this with a rocker before... But you don't get swallowed by a sea monster every day.
The rocker would just have to do.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

All I Need

Stu couldn't believe it!
He dug deep into the barrel and found all he needed!
He found..
An Ashtray,
A Paddle Game,
A Remote Control,
Matches,
and a Lamp!

The only thing he could think of to make his escape easier... was a chair.